Now Be It Resolved
But according to this, we been breaking rules for as long as Lying Larry's been here
Whatta We Goina Do Now, Make up New Rules?
4-29-08
The Good Ole Boys want to make up new Rules to cover their corruption and personal gains. Sorry Boys, it looks like your time is soon to come.
On September 1, 2006 the Sevier County Board of Commissioners adopted Rules Regulating the Procedure of the Sevier County Board of County Commissioners.
"Rule 12D of that document says;
Speaking: Should the Chairman desire to speak upon any subject either in the negative of the affirmative, he may do so, provided he vacates the Chair."
How many times has ole Lying Larry used the position of the Chair not only in debate of an issue without vacating the chair but also to lead the Commissioners decisions. Just go to a Commission Meeting and you can see him violate this rule all the time.
Ahh, but there are remedy's. Lets take Rule 6A relating to Resolutions.
"6A. INTRODUCTION: "Any proposal resolution may be introduced only by a member of the Board. The County Mayor may also present resolutions for consideration."
We are going to keep today's article short and only ask; Lying Larry you have worked very hard to keep issues from coming to the floor, Whacha going do when the rules are applied to you?
Some may wish to buy a copy of Roberts Rules of Order and find out what the remedies are for a member who is aggrieved because the Chair violate the society's rights. Its only a little over 700 pages and a wonderful read that Lying Larry probably won't be able to understand. It protects and preserves the right of equal speech.
Can you say Censure?
Now the drawback to not applying the rules to Lying Larry for his past actions will be to ratify his conduct as proper. Will the County Commission agree that Lying Larry can abuse his power to keep a single member from enjoying a protected deliberative process of debate? If so, what happens if they don't agree with Lying Larry and he prevents them from speaking next?
Seviercorruption.com site Hacked
Yesterdays Article Removed,not by Us
4-25-08
Looks like the powers that be are pretty strong, but what will the Feds say? We posted an article about two emails sent to us telling of an attempt for our public leaders to use their Churches and Scripture to try to put down our efforts of government reform here in Sevier County. That post included the emails and our comments. Someone has hacked into our site, and removed that post so we are reposting the emails for you to see. Or Hosting Company has been notified and will contact Federal Law enforcement with the details including static I.P. addresses of the hacker for prosecution. Until then make sure you take what you are being told in Church with a grain of Salt. In fact, we will have people that may not be known at some of these churches with recording devices and if the Pastors who allow their church to be used for Politics may soon have their tax exempt status reviewed.
Nice try Ben Clabo, but your the wolf in Sheeps clothing. We here have nothing to gain but you corrupt officials have everything to lose. Below are the emails and we will re-post yesterdays hacked, removed post as soon as it is obtained from backup files.
Hello, Someone has a secret to tell you about Tips. Here's the secret.. WISH YOU HAD BUMPERSTICKERS !!!! :) The Dump behind the Pigeon Forge High School has been a place where city employees have been selling people's junk for several years now. Even Stan Voit will overlook this issue. :( Ronnie, Randy "Davil & Angel" Thomas (seviercounty.org) and a few other sheriff even Commishy Ben Clabo loved returning the favor of concerns of citizens by complaining at the Pigeon Forge Post office and sending Billy Graham mailings to those he always disagrees with, as a good excuse to avoid day to day matters regarding "concerns" only as a church matter...hmmm...quite sad. Even the few sheriff that are not christian are now trying to act it maybe for Ronnie's sake or maybe they are just showy as most are anyway in official positions. The sheriff often hire their buddies in businesses supportive of him like running all over your side of the road when in town. Chief Jack Baldwin is out of the office about everyday some say when applying for work. There is rumors he is out of the office and lives on paychecks to go to Hawaii every year. The Pigeon Forge PD have at times worked in groups taking notes of daily routines of citizens living on Wears Valley Road. It is sad that they take notes even personal notes as they continue to spy on certain families or individuals for self gratification and are rude. There was a few cases that employees spy on individuals at places of businesses and have made false reports regarding illegal stops and seizures whenever their is a brake in. Before Chief Don Myers was Cheif of Sevierville PD. Robbie Fox was said to be a theif and often accused people of stealing or regarded some single men as homosexuals. Rob Fox works security for Dollywood now. He has been known to get away with a lot as a Cheif and probably the same now. :( Walters State staff have been known to accuse students even few past ones of insanity or criminal behavior after the student relized the cousrses are biased and staff is one sided. Now they have a black president at the local college to keep things less bias or more complicated as it seems. Sincerely,The Stool Pigeon This message was delivered from RatMail.com! Tell on a cheating girlfriend, rude co-worker, your friends or anyone just for fun. Try it now below. http://www.RatMail.com |
-----Original Message-----
From: admin@seviercorruption.com
To: webadmin@seviercorrupton.com@aol.com
Sent: Thu, 24 Apr 2008 4:50 pm
Subject: FW: Tips
I would like to share a few sources of those that tell on
or try undermine individuals and seviercorruption from exposing
sevier county corruption... Groups that use the Bible to
control and shut up the public from saying anything...
Valley View Baptist (Ben Clabo's church on Valley View Road
in sevierville & First Baptist 317 Pkwy Seviervile)
Church of The Cove Wears Valley Road towards Townsend TN
(has many teachings that attack individuals using Bible verses
to thwart individuals from their own ideas or opinions of
government, has occasional speakers that personally attack
individuals for their redress towards government or these
SBC related teachers that should not have received their
credentials through their mail continue to knock those
exposing the government. County officials relatives also
are part of all the bologne when it comes to their ins with
the local sheriff.
Its a busy day at Seviercorruption.com and todays article will be a late addition. The topic will be what happened Tuesday at the Tennessee Court of Appeals, Eastern District concerning the Election Suit Filed by Clark King against the Sevier County Election Commission. Check back later. Thanks for reading!
Stan Voit refuses to Publish Letter
Stan is that you playing with dolls and wearing a dress? You sure got a purty mouth.
Hossie's Home'-sexual Circle Grows
4-23-08
Once again Stan Voit is refusing to print a letter to the Editor. He does not want the public to know about the conduct of the Sheriff and our local leaders.
We provide you the text as we received it for you to review. Stans double standards say that the Press agrees that our children should do as our leaders say, not as they do. Stan your a real peice of Bovine waste and you show it.
Seviercorruption.com is happy to prove again that the press fails to provide the public with the truth. Below is the text.
----- Original Message -----To:Sent: 4/23/2008 9:03:59 AMSubject: Re: Letter to the EditorMr. Wilson:We will not publish your letter.Stan VoitEditorOn Apr 23, 2008, at 7:32 AM, James Wilson wrote:Please consider the attached letter to the editor for publication. Thank you.
Letter to the Editor April 22, 2008
Stan Voit, Editor,
The Mountain Press P.O. Box 4810
Sevierville, TN 37864
Dear Editor,
I read your recent editorial entitled "threats taken seriously" about the recent threats made by a student at school and I agree with it 100%. Your editorial congratulates all those involved with quick action to avert any potential danger from someone that may have had questionable or unknown motives at the moment. I wonder why the general public and the editorial writer don’t make the connection with the recent threats from the Sevier County Sheriff to Mr. Meyers. When Mr. Meyers spoke out publicly asking for an accounting of taxpayer money spent at the Sheriff’s department, Mr. Seals telephoned Mr. Meyers and threatened him and his family. To quote your editorial, "there must be zero tolerance of anyone who threatens such things. Law enforcement officers have to treat every such threat as if it were real, even if most turn out to be little more than stupid, inconsiderate pranks." You say further that "every threat phoned in has to be investigated and taken seriously." I think it would be appropriate if we held our Sheriff to the same standards that we hold our school children to. Not one person has investigated the Sheriff’s phone threat to Mr. Meyers and no one in Sevier County seems to care. The Attorney General has remained silent about the matter, the Mayor has remained silent about the matter and Sheriff Seals himself has not said a word. Your editorial mentions that "in hind-site, after Columbine, everybody wishes they had acted." Your editorial is absolutely correct in stating that "you can’t assume anything when it comes to threats against others and the safety of the community." When our community leaders and the local newspapers ignore a serious telephone treat made by our own Sheriff against a private citizen, why then are you surprised when the children in our community do the same thing? Or, put another way, why is it wrong for our children to threaten others when our own Sheriff does it with seeming impunity?
Sincerely,
Seviercorruption.com wonders if Stan is a Mason or just a Home'-sexual protecting his own kind in Government. We keep hearing of sexual misconduct by our Government officials. Lintner turned out to be true enough for lawsuits. What is next? When we get enough information to let you know, we will.
Do as we say not as we do must be what Stan thinks of our leaders. Read how he wants to treat children who make threats. Hossie is childish too. Why not him Stan? Click below and see Stans editioral.
http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19506551&BRD=1211&PAG=461&dept_id=169689&rfi=8
How much does Insurance Cost
Hay Little Girl or Boy, want some candy?
How about for Sexual Abuse of a Child
4-22-08
Don't you wish your children had a police escort everywhere they go? Or do you? Spending a little more on gas or having your child ride the bus just might prevent them from ending up in the clutches of some perverted citizen or even a perverted authority figure.
Seviercorruption.com wishes to give the benefit of the doubt, but lets get real. Does and would the County Insurance pay for the cost of an accident that happened which caused personal injury to one of the children who Officer (I am not too smart look at this) Davis is giving a "ride" to? Answer, no. So why ever take the chance? The County can not and should not condone the actions of Officer Davis. After all, with what Hoss considers to be "Model Employee" actons when he knew that Lintner was homosexual, for all we know Seals condones sex with children too. That must be why Seals won't stop this action.
Have you heard about the Sevier County Attorney who used to be a County Judge getting busted for Child Porn on the Internet? Don't think it can't and doesn't happen here. It does! Stop this action now Hoss before you find out you made a huge mistake by not taking action!
We hear Officer (I like the school marms too) Davis is just one of many of Seals boys who will do anything for the attention of a younger lady. Seviercorruption.com hears that a local attorney is on record as saying that more than one of Sheriff (Get all you can boys) Seals officers has become sexually involved with an accuser of a local man on trumped up charges with her twin sister. Some officers were worried about their jobs and their wives finding out. It has been suggested by one officer that even former District Attorney Al (I like 'em young) Schmutzer had eyes for the pair until he got caught lying to Judge Zorrogle about the case. Guess Lil Al thought two twenties were better than a forty, but even that backfired. What head are you thinking with today Lil Al?
Earlier this year, Officer Davis was seen using his patrol car to taxi minors around his neighborhood. Does he not have any adult friends?
Here is Davis dropping off a young student at school in February 2008.
His being a twenty-year veteran of a law enforcement agency that by past conduct to us condones uninhibited sexual practices as well as homosexuality in it's jail, should be a reason to evaluate and drug test the resource officers frequently because of their relationship's at our schools.
An ethics complaint was filed with the Sevier County Lack-of-Ethics Committee about Davis' use of his county owned vehicle to transport minors. Committee Chairman John (I can't count to six) McClure has put the complaint on the quarterly July agenda so as to make sure school is not in session and it can be dismissed as a (frivolous" complaint). Since Chairman McClure can't count, we must suppose that he does not care about the County insurance not paying a claim that may arise from Davis' actions. We know that they can call a meeting anytime they wish, why put this important issue off McClure? We at Seviercorruption.com are sure that Davis has been told of the complaint, so he has at least started providing rides to girls that are just a little older than he has in the past. This looks like a pattern to us. What do we have to do Sheriff, wait on some child to report what happened to their parents, if they will?
Here is SRO Davis picking up a little Girl.
This does not look good and we hope this is a child who's parents knew of the "ride" Davis offered. If so, our insurance still will not cover this "ride" if the child gets injured.
Hoss trying to cover up for his "Model Employee" who turns out to have been charged by prior inmates as making sexual advances and displaying improper conduct makes one wonder what in the World Sheriff Seals was thinking and what is acceptable to him? Clearly one may say he could be a sexual deviant.
Seviercorruption.com does not like having to bring these issues to light, but it looks as though our whole Legal System in Sevier County may be full of sexual mis-conduct by parties at all levels. Lets clean up this act boys or get ready to be exposed. Pardon the pun.
I will cry for You My Little Chubberly
Part 3 of the 10 part trilogy
As the fat lady (but chubberly you can imagine its a man) warms up
Is Matty a Moma'a Boy too
4-22-08
Seviercorruption.com has heard that Lil Matty Chubberly is upset about having his name and issues posted on the World Wide Web for all to see. He has even gotten someone to create a post on Topix.net saying he is a good boy and one of the "Good Ones". Well let us tell you what a Good one Little Matty Chubberly is as we see him.
At the Emergency Services Meeting Lil Matty was approached by a man wishing to introduce himself who inquired as to the identity of Lil Matty. Lil Matty rudely refused to shake the mans hand and made insulting comments. All of which are caught on tape. Yea, and he's one of the "Good Ones". What a choice for us to have when that is the best you got.
Last Evening before the County Commission Meeting, the same man saw Mr. Steve Marshall in the Hallway and having not seen Mr. Marshall since his stroke, walked over to him and spoke. Obviously not thinking of the rude conduct of Lil Matty last Thursday at the Emergency Services Committee Meeting, he avoided the fact that Lil Matty was seated next to Mr. Marshall.
Before the man could finish speaking with Mr. Marshall, Lil Matty stood up, got within inches of the mans face and demanded that he move along or he would put him in Jail. Thank goodness Steve Marshall was there and broke the men up just before Chubberly could hump on his leg like he did Brad Lowe at ehe Emergency Services Committee Meeting. Now that's the Lil innocent Matty that we have been talking about here.
But that is not the extent of the Lil Matty actions of yesterday. Why Lil Matty was so intent as to try to intimidate the man that when he entered the meeting room he sought out the same person and sat down next to him. Not only that, the Sheriff's department has decided that recording the County Commission Meetings is a good idea and they kept a camera pointed at Lil Matty and the person most if not all of the Meeting. Why? Well Lil Matty just wants to try and build a case out of thin air like he has before and he will again. And at the same time, he wants to keep his chubby Lil self up to par on his insulting language. Or maybe the Sheriffs Department misses Lickner and needs new film to view.
Yea, who ever is standing up for Lil Matty is doing a good deed for sure as even a Mother would abandon a child like him.
Lil Matty, who is buying the new gay porno books for boys you now that Lintner is gone?
How long will Wendy stay around now that she has been told? Well, until she finds out the truth..... Then its bye bye. After all, look at this fine track record with women. Its much better with the men in his life... He is Hossie's #1 and a fine public figure to represent one of the "Good Ones."
My Lil Chubberly
Part 2 of another 10 part trilogy
Learnt this move just for you Chubberly
Just Doin what We Gotta Do
4-21-08
Seviercorruption.com is hearing that some within Hossies Love Triangle of Lil Helpers are saying that Seviercorruption.com would be more creditable if we stopped the name calling. Well, we believe that we will treat our leaders just like they treat the public. Lying Larry called one person who was showing interest in how he mishandles his duties; "Stuck on Stupid." Nice move Lying Larry. And we can not forget that Lying Larry has a habit of making up stuff on his political opponents and spreading it around the Churches he pretends to care about.
Back in the Primary in February, Lil Hossie thought it would be a good idea to start a rumor that Brad Lowe was gay. How has that worked out for you Hossie? Your the one who we found out was working a Homosexual as "Kitchen Help" and just hours before you found out that your Model Employee had caused you and the County to get sued, you praised him on the Radio Live like a radio preacher would. Then come to find out, some high ranking officer down there (a.k.a. Fat Boy) was had a 10 year sexual liaison with ol Lickner. Good move Big Man....
And let us give credit where credit is due. Seviercorruption.com recalls that Good Ole Cousin Judge Jerry said when you are a public figure: You got to expect stuff like Lying Larry did at church telling people that his opponents are on drugs. The Good ole Judge also gave us what the County constitutes a public figure to be as well. We are still trying to figure that one out, but accept his opinion. Thanks for the opinion Jerry, your the best attorney we could hire being that you work for the thugs we are talking about.
So if you poor lil babies are upset, look at the fat boy the Judge and Lying Larry. After all they are our leaders and we are following their lead. Now to todays article.
The other day we started to tell you the tail of good Low Chubberly the Defective. Today, we fill in the blanks and tell you of Hossies number one idiot and buffoon. Mapheew Chubberly.
Besides finding out that his real love is for persons of the same persuasion because his luck with women is not too good. How many women have you had Chubberly? Yea you can count the Transvestites you date if you want too.
Today we will be asking a few questions of you Matthew (I just burn county fuel) Cubberley. Now you can email us your answers and we will post them to be fair to you. But if your a member of the public and see Ole Chubberly out, feel free to ask him these questions yourself.
1. Matthew, could it be true that on one occasion, two suspects that were on the run found the keys in your county-owned Explorer and took off without your permission? Now that was a smart move. Do you train the new officers?
2. How about the motorcycle paint job? Is it true you wrote someone a $3000.00 check for painting your bike and the check bounced? Is it true that when the painter tried to collect the funds you told him if he "liked living in Sevier county and being safe" that he would just forget the whole thing? Matthew, was that legal, or just the Sevier County Sheriff's Office Way?
3. Was this the same motorcycle that failed to make a curve on Old Knoxville Highway on Memorial Day and left your Box Head hanging in a tree with a broken back? Was that Karma Matthew, or just too many beers?
4. Matthew is it also true that you along with Street Crimes Unit Captain Randy "I can turn $200,000.00 into $20,000.00 on the way to lockup" Parton offered to reduce a man's bail by 90% if he would help fabricate a false police report on one of Parton's former friends and it got reported to the FBI? Did that one back fire on you boys?
5. Is it not also true that while investigating a theft of air conditioners at a church, you didn't even recognize the man you tried to set up, and made the statement in front of him and several others that "JJ (Breeden) probably held a flashlight for the thieves". Are you not supposed to recognize the people Sheriff Hoss "I'll arrest anyone who gets in my way" Seals wants you and Parton to get arrested? Great Defective work there boys... you fit right in the misfits of law enforcement.
6. Is it true Defective Cubberley, that if you investigate a "suspicious suicide" with JJ Breeden, for $20,000.00 it will be written up as a suicide no matter what REALLY happened?
7. Is it true that you don't even own a vehicle and drive one owned by the county day and night without having to buy gas of your own?
8. Are you supposed to reveal the fact that an officer is involved in a crime to the victims before an arrest?
9. Matthew, do you consider yourself Hossie's Complete idiot? Most everyone who knows you does!
10. Is it true Matthew that you are now a dead-beat dad for the second go-around? How much time do you spend in court over this matters defective? How about paying some of the bills deadbeat? (Out of respect for an X-Family Member who had no choice in being his family, we have removed a word Chubberly allowed to make him so mad that he cried, pouted, and finally laid down like the wittle baby him is, pitching a square fit. Thanks for crying for us wittle Matty.)
Huh, 10 questions, one for each year of the affair with Lickner. Please only hump people who come to your house and don't hump on members of the public at public meetings. Find a fellow officer if you have to hump. Larry makes sure that there is plenty of them at County Commission for you to choose from.
Lying Larry Changes Agenda
Still a little shaky Curtis
Kung Fu Curtis Responds
4-19-08
In yet another attempt to keep the public from speaking, Lying Larry our lowlife Mayor has taken it upon himself to move public comments from the first of the County Commission agenda to just before adjournment. Although he does not have the right to do so without the approval of the majority of the Commission by vote, he once again comes out with his own local rules.
Seviercorruption.com has heard that objections have been filed with the Mayors office. Kung Fu Curtis confirmed that the item had been relocated. When asked how the public was to be afforded the opportunity to speak about other items on the agenda, Kung Fu Curtis agreed that the placement of public comments at the end of the meeting would stifle pubic comment on items that would have already been voted on by the time the public has the chance to speak.
If Lying Larry can not see by now that those who seek reform of our local government will not back down, he must be blind. Lets look at the past actions of the County in trying to get rid of anyone who has issues.
First the Ethics Committee decided not to hear complaints of wrongful conduct if the act occurred before May of 2007. Yep, that is the date that Sevier County was to get Ethics, but again our officials failed. No Ethics here, only personal gain and cover ups.
Then when the Ethics Committee got a complaint, they wanted it over so bad that they called a special meeting in an attempt to quash the issues as fast as possible. But when the people who filed the complaints saw that the Ethics Committee was a rubber stamp aimed at railroading every complaint, the Committee decided to move the Ethics Meeting from monthly to quarterly. What a move, but still to no avail as once again the tenacity of those seeking responsible government did not back down. After seeing that the citizens were serious, Ethics Committee Chairman John (I got my son Kevin being groomed to become the next City Manager for Pigeon Forge) McClure removed from the Ethics Agenda the public comment section all together and decided to use his new math and make quarterly come every 4 months. Again an attempt to put off meetings. But wait, the Ethics Committee has also decided to let Cousin Judge Jerry review any complaints before they are presented to the Ethics Committee. Wow, and Cousin Jerry steps down from every suit filed against the County because if he stays as County Attorney on the cases, he will lose. Get a real Attorney guys, not one who only wants to split the 10% of the delinquent property tax he collects. What a racket!
Still none of their actions have worked. Now Lying Larry wishes to follow the lead of proud Papa McClure take it upon himself to play with the order of business. So when will Lying Larry all together remove public comments from the agenda, maybe as soon as this Monday. Time will tell.
Nikita Khrushchev said before the United Nations in 1960 that the United States would be overthrown from within without a single shot being fired. Wake up citizens. When your officials conduct themselves in the manner in which they have been by failing to answer questions and making every attempt to quash topics that are incriminating, they have taken over from within. Stand up, Speak out let our voices be heard. It is our tax dollars, not Lying Larry and company's personally owned business.
Go ahead Lying Larry, shut down public comment because you don't what to hear what is happening in our county. Why? Because you are the reason it is happening in the first place.
When are We Gonna Get to Eat
Chubberly's newest love interest. And he cooks too!
Who Needs an Agenda to Eat
4-18-08
Dateline: April 17, 2008. Emergency Services Committee Meeting... Code name; "Pig Out" Pardon the pun Hossie, but why is it that you get food to follow you around everywhere. Did you R.S.V.P. for Monday? They will need to know for sure if your comming!!!!
Hurry, call 911 I saw a fly get on one of them samitches.
Last nights meeting of the Emergency Services Committee was something to behold. Although they tried to move the meetings location on last minute notice, members of the public placed calls to the office of Vice Mayor (Kung Fu) Curtis Henry late in the day and were notified of the change of location to the new medium security jail housing facility next to the Fair Grounds on Old Knoxville Highway.
As members of the public gathered in the parking lot before the meeting, those who had already entered the facility peered out the windows like children looking into a candy store with anticipation. As the public entered into the building, one of the officers who had been peering out taking a peek made it obvious why he had took such a long look outside at the group. Defective Mathew (I learnt my lesson with Women, they have children) Cubberley made sure he made his way to the meeting room along side of Brad Lowe. On the way down the hallway, Chubberly kept bumping and rubbing up against Mr. Lowe. At first we thought it was an attempt to once again upset Lowe into some sort of retaliation. But looking back it was more like that friends unwanted house dog that always wants to hump on your leg. Don't get us wrong. We are sure that ole Chubberly was instructed to enter the room along side of Mr. Lowe by the Sheriff. But we are just as sure the ole boy got his jollies off doing so too. Mathew are you that ten year officer talked about yesterday? Hossie, you might try to blame this on Chubberly to get the attention off of you.
As we all entered the meeting room, there were tables and chairs at which to sit. There was a table at the front of the room with a big bowl of potato chips. It appeared that their would be a party not a meeting. But the atmosphere felt a bit awkward. From where I sat, I could see down the hallway. As it grew close to the 6 O:clock meeting time I saw Chairman Tony Profitt round the corner at the end of the hallway. As he saw that the meeting room had unfamiliar faces, he just as quickly turned and proceeded from where he came. At about 6:05 one of the Commissioners on the Committee asked about Tony and was told that he had been seen in the building but they did not know where he was. If Lickner was still working the kitchen, one would have only to wonder. Shortly, there after Chairman Profitt entered the room. A question was asked if they were going to eat first or have the meeting first. Profitt quickly opened the meeting and proceeded to business. The Chairman quickly disposed of any business that he wished to have heard and adjourned the meeting. Not once did he acknowledge the presences of the public who had entered. Not once did he offer to allow any member of the public speak. In fact the entire meeting the Chair sat with his back to all except the members of the Committee itself. At the end of the meeting, Profitt was asked by one person why he had adjourned the meeting so abruptly. He responded that he was not perfect (But in fact it was perfect for Profitts own reasons to stifle comments about the Sheriffs Rib purchases). Another private citizen asked for a copy of the agenda. He was told that the Committee never has had an agenda. It is clear to Seviercorruption.com, our committees don't have agendas because they prefer to have parties instead of meetings at taxpayer expense.
Although Seviercorruption.com is sure that the only thing that hurt Lil Ronnie Hossie feelings more than having to wait to eat until after the meeting was that the food was not Ribs, we are also sure that Hossie brought out his finest idiots in tow, to the meeting with him.
You see, we hear from very reliable sources that Hossies number one idiot has a few things in his past that are indicative of his latest role as a deadbeat dad who will not pay his child support. The less offensive allegations of misconduct by good ole Defective Cubberly are with regard to the following questions for good Low Mathew. If your unfortunate enough to see him out ask him these few questions yourself;
Later today.. the questions of misconduct... How do you like us now Chubberly?
We thank your Tractor's Sexy

It's a Jubilee and Really Turns us On
4-17-08
Seviercorruption.com has heard that our old buddies Dumpster Cop and Uncle Jack (I love my free truck and gas but most of all I sure am happy that the statute of limitations on getting my Truck Tricked expired) Waters have found a way to use county assets to support their own little farm equipment business. We hear that these two budding entrepreneurs decided that since the county had built a paint booth to restore Uncle Jack's truck with the taxpayer's money and paint Lyin Larry's kids vehicles, they should be able to make some extra funds for their pockets too.
Although Uncle Jack (I'll never retire from doing nothing) Waters is paid nearly a grand a week for sitting at a desk and watching Springer on T.V. as he pretends to watch inmates wash "his/our" truck while Dumpster Cop answers the phone and makes excuses for not going out and policing dumpster's, Uncle Jacks kinship to Lying Larry makes him think of other ways to profit from being able to spend and eliminate the county funds at their control.
With no overhead for parts or labor, they have found a gold mine. We hear the two retired "rocket scientist" have brought into the shop an antique Ford Jubilee farm tractor that need spiffing up just like Uncle Jack's truck did. It received the same treatment at the garage and was restored and painted by the good ole citizens of Sevier county's money and county employee's time. Now Uncle Jack has settled down about his truck escapade being exposed. Apparently Nephew Lyin Larry has told him the family deserves the special perks and that the county under his control allows for this practice. So its not illegal.
Yep, ole Dumpster Cop has had enough time in the field, Uncle Jack wants him back. Dumpster Cop has been out of the office so much that if he pulls into a remote dumpster location, the dumpster's snap to attention, flip their lids open and salute the ol boy. His prowess with a dumpster is legendary. Unfortunately, he can't seem to find out where the leak is at the Garage. He is in good company though, Hossie can't find the funnel at the jail either.
Face it Hossie, you don't really have any friends that work for you. They just pretend and play along. All the time your slamming doors and demanding to know "who let the ribs out?" And all along knowing them shrimps were taste too. And lets not forget all of those Hams and Turkeys that mysteriously got themselve out of the freezer and right on out that Back Door last Thanksgiving. Are we causing another Lickner moment yet? Whats for dinner tonight?
Now ole Dumpster Cop can redeem himself if he would like. Maybe he would consider writing the report for Brad Lowe over Sheriff (I can sissy slap better than Lickner) Seals assault. It has been overheard that even Dumpster himself said "Hoss was Crazy...."
Zorrogle Where Are You

Judge, looks like you and Hossie are not the only thing thats cracked
Where Too are You Rita
4-15-08
The link below will download a complaint form to the Court of the Judiciary.
http://www.tsc.state.tn.us/geninfo/Publications/Forms/CourtofJudiciary/COJForm.pdf
Remember a while back when we reported about Judge Rex Henry Zorrogle zoooming up and down the hallway at the courthouse in his cape? You know, when he got so mad that he took the Lords name in vein? Do you remember why he got so mad? Well today, he is really going to be pissed. So will Mrs. Ellison, his longtime secretary before she was elected Circuit Court Clerk.
That form is being used to file complaints on some of the Judges in Sevier County. The complaints will range from violations of the Code of Conduct for Zorrogle having cursed when he was requested to assist in getting a citizen the right to appear before the Grand Jury as outlined in the Tennessee Code Annotated, to having knowlege a prosecuter had committed perjury and failing to take any actions of disipline.
The complaints will mention other details as well. Such as the Circuit Court Clerk refusing to respond to request for information and alligations of involvment of a cover up of a Judges medical condition that may well render him unable to sit on the bench. Why else would Mrs. Ellision not feel confortable talking about his condition and prevent the transcrips of a conversation he had in his cambers to be released. Why would our local legal community allow a mentally comprimised Judge to sit on the bench? Could it be that we have no real legal system and our Attorneys are working together in concert to assure that their profession creats a situation where they can take every penny possiable from all involved? By having a Judge that can not remember what happened in his court yesterday, the attorneys control, not the Judge. Seviercorruption.com thinks our Courts are nothing more than a money wheel. Greed is the case and the root of most of the problems. From Sessions Court where private probation and the money derived from private probation rules. To the Circuit Courts where we have a Judge who thinks it is a good idea to frame people to "bring them to the Lord." Sorry Judge, Hossies Hotel is not a place to bring people the Lord. Did you know Hossie won't even give prisioners a Bible.
We hope all who get complaints filed against them understand that they could have not gotten the complaints if they would have been responsible in their actions and not used the very important position of Judge to play their role for the Good Ole Boys.
The real question for our Judges; Now that Seviercorruption.com averages over 700 hits per day, how many will see the link above and file their own complaints over things you have done that you thought would never be questioned? Just how many will Hossie bring down with him... the list just keeps growing!
Rita, why are you helping cover up illegal gun sales and who wrote the letter to Jettie and the Ethics Committee. It was not signed. Below is an email asking Mrs. Ellision for assistance that she has not provided yet. She must be involved very deeply but we can't believe that she is covering up a serious medical condition for a Judge that holds whole families life's in his hand with the decisions he makes. We would not want to go before Rex Henry Zorrogle knowing he is bipolar. Why would you be involved in such a thing Rita?
-----Original Message-----
From: Garry L. Cate <xroadscountry@mindspring.com>
To: rellison <rellison@seviercountytn.org>
Cc: myvotenot4sale <myvotenot4sale@aol.com>; admin <admin@seviercorruption.com>
Sent: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 11:01 am
Subject: Letter
Rita,
I have received a document in one of your office's official envelopes, but I have reservations about the origin. Clark King and I have reviewed the conversation we had with you regarding the court order that Sheriff Seals claimed to have gotten to dispose of weapons, and there are discrepancies in what was actually said and what the document sent to me states. Having discovered this issue and the fact that anyone could have prepared the document sent to me ( you signature is not present nor is there a cover letter) I request that you send me your version of the events on your office stationary with your signature attached. If you will remember, you asked Mr. King and I on that particular visit that if we even heard of a problem within your office, that you would be the first to know. I respectfully request this letter as to clear any mis-givings about this court order and hopefully it will prevent your office from any further scrutiny regarding this matter as we need to forward all documents regarding this complaint to another party. Thanks Rita.
Garry L. Cate
----- Original Message -----
From: Rita Ellison
To: xroadscountry@mindspring.com
Sent: 4/2/2008 11:37:33 AM
Subject: RE: Letter
Garry: Please be advised that I personally placed the document in an office envelope and mailed it to you at the address I was instructed per your e-mail. Rita Ellison
----- Original Message -----
From: Garry L. Cate
To: Rita Ellison
Cc: myvotenot4sale; admin; insidesevier
Sent: 4/2/2008 12:57:03 PM
Subject: RE: Letter
Rita,
The issue is not who prepared the document for mailing, it is who actually wrote it as it does not agree with what Clark King and I know to be said during our meeting. Please advise me if you are willing to provide me with a letter with your signature stating this is what happened. If you are not able or willing to provide the requested letter, please let me know. Thank you.
Garry Cate
Click here to see the document that no one wants to admit that they wrote.
Who wrote it Rita?
Just how deep are you in Rita?
How long have you and Jettie been Sister-in-Laws?
Where is The Leak Hossie
Not now, I'm working on the Remote Command Post
Alot More of Us are Getting in the Hot Water Now
4-14-08
We here at seviercorruption.com have come upon a scary story about how desperate Lil Ronnie has been over the years to win election to the Sheriff's office. We have seen how even the judicial system of the county protects Lil Ronnie. Beginning with Head Magistrate Albert "I will write a warrant for anyone but Hoss" Snyder's refusal to issue an assault warrant for the Sheriff. Oh he may write one but not without getting out a box of hoops for the complainant to jump through and then he will have to be forced by law to do so. But that can happen with enough pressure. Wonder if Ole Albert made sure Magistrate Beatrice Newman refused to issue a warrant or a restraining order for Little Ronnie's home' sexual buddy Paul Lintner too? Them sure are purtty hand Lil Al.
Seviercorruption.com hears that not long ago Lintner fell head over ribs for a young man who was at the jail. Although the system had to let him go, Lintner could not. He was continually calling the boy's mom's house and sitting across the street in his county-owned van just hoping for a glimpse of his young thang. The young mans Mother made a desperate plea to the Magistrates but alas no one could help her since Lintner was Lil Ronnie's very own buddy. Lil Ronnie did bring his home' sexual buddy into the office and tell him to drive something besides the county van when on stalking maneuvers. Now, you go ask Albert for a warrant for stalking. If you tell him just a little kinky stuff, we bet you get your warrant. This kind of brings our readers up to speed on how Lil Ronnie controls who gets arrested and who does not by having control of the General Sessions Court and it's magistrates. But how does he control the Courts you ask? Well its been known to snow in July downstairs. Looks like Lil Ronnie has learned all the tricks!
During the 2006 Sheriff's race, Lil Ronnie had devised his plan on keeping Bruce Almighty in office until he was no longer able to throw clipboards through the wall or to crawl under his desk looking for his car keys that were in his pocket. Lil Ronnie even made sure his little home' sexual buddy Paul picked Bruce's liquor up AND played designated driver to keep the Sheriff interested in being in power. According to sources, Lil Ronnie was so focused on his county commissioner buddies placing him in the front office, it came time to get rid of a couple of Magistrates.
Dean Lewis, an opponent of Bruce Almighty's in the election lost his part-time magistrate job at the hands of a General Sessions Judge. Another Magistrate, Glen Turner, was supporting Lewis but was also critical of Captain Don "I need another job" Parton's and Sergeant David "I'll taser her again" Kitelinger's emotional abuse of a female jail employee who was very sick. Lil Ronnie was fearful of what Turner might know of the jail employee's illegal treatment of the prisoners, so he came up with a plan. He and Bruce Almighty paid a visit to Albert "I'll write any woman an order of protection" Snyder and the General Sessions judges to get their help removing Turner from his position. Sheriff Almighty claimed the man was really a deputy and couldn't be a Magistrate too. One of the "I love this private probation" General Sessions Judges soon remembered that he couldn't remember swearing Turner into his position and although witnesses were present, the documents seemed to have gotten lost from the County Clerk's office. After some consideration and possibly a trip to Catfish Willie's, a hearing with one of former District Attorney Al "Wished I had left her alone" Schmutzer Jr.'s associates on board ruled that the man legally never had the right to issue warrants, orders of protection, or arraign prisoners. Lil Ronnie was ecstatic and Bruce Almighty didn't know the difference when the ruling came down. This was one person who had an office within his jail that would no longer be a threat to his plan to be the Exalted Big Badge Carrier. More of the Little Chubby One's secrets (Is this the Judges lil Chubby secret or the Sheriffs, you decide both "fit") would be safe without outside eyes watching over them. Now that he had the downstairs Judges on his side, the road to the front office seemed to be paved with rib sauce for Little Ronnie.
The word of the loss of another Magistrate's position was kept low-key so that the mission would not become election talk. But even the quiet couldn't keep a flashy attorney with political aspirations and a dislike for radicals (other than their cash) from riding in on Hoss-back. Seizing an opportunity gab some cash, we hear he had a prominent client who was charged with domestic abuse and, if convicted, which was inevitable, would never be able to own a gun or go hunting with his buddies. That brave and not so smart Attorney went to Court and said; "Whoa there Judge, my client was charged with a warrant that Glen Turner had written" cried the Hoss riding attorney. "And you have declared that he was not sworn in to do such work making the warrant invalid." "You are right, be gone with you" said the just stopping by for a quickie at Ole Catfish Willies, probation loving Judge. The the man was released with a loop-hole rather than a loop in a noose or a loop of private probation for years to come. Everyone was happy. Other than Mr. Turner who had lost his job of four years and the benefit of health insurance. He was known as probably the most fair and honest of the magistrates in the county. Warrants and restraining orders are handed out by several of the others like Craig "Roll us another one Waters" McCarter which stacks the courthouse docket and keeps the money rolling in like Dollywood on Memorial Day week end with the private probation. Turner wasn't like that. He needed proof before he issued a warrant that could ruin some innocent person's life. Now with Mr. Turner gone, it does not matter what proof you present there are some who can do no wrong in the eyes of the law. Right Lil Ronnie?
Now for the interesting part of the Lil Ronnie saga and how it could effect hundreds of people in a good way. If indeed the story about the Judge never swearing Mr. Turner into his office is true, the snow of winter could melt away leaving some other people with their very own loop holes to crawl through if their warrants were ever written by Turner. So if you or anyone you know, had a warrant issued or was arraigned at the Sevier county jail from 2002 through 2006, you should immediately contact the General Sessions Clerk's office. If anyone has been convicted and sentenced from warrants issued by Turner, they should have the same benefit as the politically motivated attorney's client did. Even more interesting is the fact that 99% of all General Sessions offenders find themselves on private probation for life. We are sure the downstairs Judges would want to see these folks be able to feed their families again, so see about making another appearance with your PSI receipts and see about your get out of jail free card. And that ol Catfish Willies loving Judge. Go ahead pretend to care by serving on the Smoky Mountain Area Rescue Ministries Board. You should, after all you are lining your pockets with money that many of the people serving on private probation need to feed their family.
We at seviercorruption.com have requested to see if there is any paper trail of Turner's swearing-in complete with the witnesses to the ceremony. We hope to see this issue resolved, either with Turner getting his job back or ALL the accused having another day in court. How about it Judge Stokes and Radar? Wouldn't you like to see justice done in this case? Have the other defendants been notified that the warrants against them were invalid, or did it just pertain to the one that had money and wanted to go hunting after he beat his wife? We sincerely hope everyone takes this opportunity to call the courthouse and see if you are free from jail or probation.
Is my hair fuzzy?
Your Not From Here, Shut UP!
4-14-08
Although Roberts Rules of Order allow for the body to convene in Executive Session, that provision of the rule is over ridden by State Open Meeting Laws. Nonetheless, Lying Larry is at it again with his own understanding of the rules "As he knows them." Sorry Larry. NOT!!
For years when people asked questions that aimed at the conduct of Lying Larry regarding the operations of the County, Lying Larry has always had an excuse as to why the questions were not valid. First, the mentality of Lying Larry's inability to comprehend allowed for the philosophy that "if your not born and raised here, just shut up and I will listen. After all, I'm not real smart but I am a good listener" If you are born and raised here and bring up an issue Lying Larry labels you "Crazy." Makes us here at Seviercorruption.com wonder what Lying Larry is really trying to hide? We don't think its little things like Ribs and Crescent printing. Although those things do speak to what Lying Larry is capable of, we wonder what Lying Larry's Rules would be if someone looked into the Insurance? Take a peek at those players and watch out!
Now, lets take how Lying Larry is trying to take care of Commissioner Max Watson's request that Sheriff Ron (Butterfly Butt Bait) Seals tell the taxpayers of the County who ate the Ribs that Commissioner Watson produced invoices for showing that even Lying Larry knew about the purchase. Seviercorruption.com wonders; Why is Lying Larry not telling the taxpayers what he said in a "not quite as private as he thought it was" conversation that the County made this kind of contribution to Sheriff Bruce Almighty when he ran. So we are going to do the same for Hoss. But Lying Larry won't make that statement at a County Commission Meeting. He has people like County Commissioner Judy Godfrey convinced that the Rules require Commissioner Watson to go to himself or to the Sheriff in private to discuss the matter behind closed doors. Doing so would open the door for who knows what, but that is the policy of Lying Larry. He has the taxpayer money and if he wants it kept quiet, well just come to a meeting in private. Do you need a job? How bout your family? How bout two full time County Jobs. Ahh don't worry we got lots of em in reserve.
Commissioner Watson has every right to ask the question about the ribs as a County Commissioner. The Commission Meeting is the right place to ask the question as well. Not behind closed doors. But let us not forget something, you can't get any more from here, than a man like Max Watson. He is like the people who are born and raised here used to be. Independent and willing to stand up for a neighbor. Then there are those who have moved here who also believe that the Government is of the people and for the people. But when those people take time to look past the surface into our County and City Governments, they quickly see the family ties that bind. Over the last several months, more and more people who were born and raised here as well as those who have moved here are starting to ask some pretty hard questions. Those people, like Commissioner Watson, have asked valid questions. Questions like Joe Karl at the Seymour Herald asked when he finally was able to have a conversation with his County Commissioner Judy Godfrey. Click the link below to see the full story.
http://www.seymourherald.com/editorials/2008/apr/09/a-brief-one-on-one-with-commis/
Before we go on, let us remember who the two mentioned Commissioner's above are employed by. Commissioner Max Watson is a Vietnam Combat Veteran who served in the Special Forces. He now does auto repair on the side to help him make ends meet. His only desire in being County Commissioner is one not of personal gain, but of personal service. We need more like him who will stand up on their convictions and speak out. Now Commissioner Judy Godfrey works for the Sevier County School System. We don't need people like her in office. Her position with the School System is a conflict of interest in and of itself. But if you look at all of the County Commissioners, the majority of the Commission works directly for the County in some capacity or they have family members who do. Also conflicts of interest, but don't bring that up. As mentioned above, if you live here and bring it up, your "Crazy" if you moved here you should just shut up under Lying Larry's Rules of no Order or get ready for Lying Larry's happy bailiff button finger.
Commissioner Godfrey is just wrong about her understanding of Robert's Rules of order. Seviercorruption.com would like to have one of her private, behind closed door meetings that she says is proper and give her the chance to explain to us where the rules say what she told Joe Karl that they did. But we bet the only chance we get to ask is as the next County Commission Meeting. And yes it looks like it will just be a chance. We have heard that in order to curtail the people from even attempting to find out where our money is going any further, Lying Larry is coming out with a new "Local Rule." Now we know the rule about shutting up if your not from here and if you have any questions and are from here just admit your Crazy before you ask. But now the Rule will include that if you are from here and already here and ever want to have a County or City job, Shut up and don't ask. After all, this is a family owned Government. You have no rights except those Osama Bin Parton hands out. THE NATION Of SEVIER!
We do understand that you can get a County job one other way. Just marry into the family. If you can answer this question for good ole Osama your in; "Oh yea how do you like my bountiful daughter? She ain't too smart but she's smarter than them students that we fixed them grades fer."
My Children are Wonderful
Outa Gas, But We Will Just Raise Taxes
So are ours Jackie so Hire the Best, not the Family
4-11-08
Today Seviercorruption.com felt, and when we did it seemed time that we talk a bit about our fine School Superintendent, at least that is what he was called when the honorary Dr. Parton held the position before we started appointing the exalted leader of the Nation of Sevier. Although he likes to keep it low profile, no decision is made under his dominion unless he is consulted. Dating back to well before the fine honary Dr. became involved in politics in Gatlinburg, the plans for the Dr.were being laid, literally. We are not going to concentrate on those insites and where they lead today. Rather we prefer to look into more recent events that have transpired. Sorry to disappoint all loyal readers and the children of the corn, but maybe later.
Looks likes like the Dr. needs to keep at least one close family member at all of our Schools though and good ole Jackie has done his best to insure thats a fact. It is well known that Jackie's wife works at Caton's Chapel and his daughter with her, Pittman Center. The Dr. also might like to keep fuzzy headed things in his closet too. Who knows. What we do hear as factual though is that his daughter could not quite hack it as a math teacher over to Pittman so now she teaches solitaire on Dell Computers while wearing them shorty short skirts to keep all the boys minds on their puter studies. But member we gots to keep things in the family and it must be that if we get us enough branches, we can assure that its all just one big happy family in our School System. Why, we have even started an affirmative action policy. Right honorary Dr. Parton? The good Dr. along his way of politics at taxpayer expense even makes it policy to only hire those who have ties to the family. We have heard that he often hires much less academically qualified personnel just because of family ties. I know, your saying; "NO WAY, not in Sevier County."
Why when Seviercorruption.com contacted our School Board Member asking about the Sheriff's Captain Don (I too can scratch a biscuit out) Partons two county paychecks. One from the Sheriff and one from honorary Dr. Parton. Our School Board member was told that Good ole Don came into work every day, signed in and did his own work by the fine and honorary Dr. Parton. Like a good little obedient stepchild, "MY" School Board Member must have scratched his head and said "Oh, O.Ta. Maser Partons sir. What evers you sess sir." But when he called with the reply to us here at Seviercorruption.com, he was asked if he would accompany us for a quick review of the sign in sheets and tape recording records to prove Good ole Don really was at work all the days that he was signed in, and not really cloned like Dolly the Sheep, because he has two full time jobs with working hours at the same time which require him to be in two places at once. The Board member wanted nothing to do with finding facts though. Imagine that? Wonder if his wife is employed with the School System? We will let you know a bit later with names and positions held. This School Board member may just need to do a little soul searching with a minor push from this story to do so. Kinda like we are telling about our Constables do for a bit.
Seviercorruption.com likes all of the Constables and the School Board Member involved. We just want them to take their job as being one who serves the people of the County, not their own personal interest. We are giving them a chance to do their job without allowing the personal bias that is being placed upon each to stand down for the money sake. We will let you know the outcome of these efforts soon. We will name more names and positions held showing cause for the decisions not to take actions. Some of you already know who these people are, please tell them of the olive branch.
Now back to good ole Pittman Center. Seems as though the records for accreditation were honorably "Doctored". Wonder how that happened. We are asking for the records, but maybe like Good Ole Rita (I did stick it in the envelope) Ellison, and Hossie (Get the Hell Out of my office) Dr. Document Seals; Jackie will need a few days to try and figure out what to do now that the records have already been turned over for review on April 3rd! Ut Ohhh.
Maybe we will need to get those back and correct this honest oversite too! Is that what Jackie is thinking?
The deeper it gets, well the deeper it gets. Get a glove and bend over taxpayers! With what we hear is over a 60 vehicle fleet of county vehicles that get driven home and back to work daily by the School System employees alone, no wonder we are over a $1,000.00 Dollars a day in deficit for fuel cost at the School System. But who cares, they will just raise our taxes and use rising gas cost as an excuse. Far be it from our leaders to require all public employees to drive to and from work at their own expense! Lets give them all a raise instead too.
More tomorrow from this soap opera at our School System or as we like to call it here; As the dung hits the fan and splatters on Jackies face. Thanks for taking care of things for us Jackie. You too show things are just about as bad as they can get under your control.
Hossie Trots
The Best Butterfly Bait is still digested Ribs! But Il wanted the Lobster anyway.
As Cousin Jerry Falls Back in it again
4-10-08
Unfortunately Seviercorruption.com had its field reporter get called away from Nashville before the big event got under way. Although reports are kinda sketchy, word of a few things have leaked out.
It has been reported to us that a man that looks like our very own Sheriff (I'll do whatever it takes to get that lobster) Seals did make a showing after all. But he only departed for the town after many arrangements to accommodate him were made. We don't know for sure where the "Fat Boy" stayed, but strangely the FEMA trailers are now missing for their parking place. This means that our fine Sheriff has found the ideal location at the lake to place the remote command units, or they were towed to Nashville as the Sheriff is growing ever so reluctant to make a showing in a crowd of people for fear as being identified as that Sheriff with crazy eyes on YouTube. That vidio, which you can link to above now has gotten over 500 view and growing.
In one episode where we believe the Sheriff was involved in Nashville, it is being said that as two family's with children were in the lobby at the hotel where most of the County Officials were staying. The Mothers of those children ran to gather up their little darlings after having spotted what appeared to be Sheriff (Crazy Eyes) Seals with his lobster bib on waddeling around. It is said that the Mother of one of the smaller children protected her child from looking at the Sheriff telling him; "Whatever you do don't look in his eyes. Or you may become Crazy too." The other Mother had to calm her children down as they ran in fear yelling; "Mama, that mean Sheriff is going to sissy slap me too." The children calmed down after being convinced that if Sheriff (Crazy Eyes) did slap them, it would not hurt coming from such a big sissy.
Back at home here is Beautiful Sevier County. Cousin, Judge, County Attorney (Aint it pretty out now with all the Spring color) Jerry McCarter has decided to step down from yet another Civil Case against the County so he can have more time to enjoy the spring folage and follow around little animals. Choosing only to come out of the woods (being a stand in for popcorn Sutton) to collect deliquent property taxes. The case Cuz steps down from arises out of one of Sheriff (I love my Home'-Sexual kitchen help) Seals first endeavors as our top law dog. The Triple C Dance Hall was raided by the Sheriff's Department a while back, the Beer Board took action taking the beer permit without due process it appears. Stan Voit and his Mountain Press lambasted this woman and her establishment because the Sheriff shut the business down. But what Stan did not do, as always, is a little research. The Mountain Press failed again and did not report that in a letter written by our wonderfully astute County Attorney to the Secretary of the Beer Board, Judge (the law is too far over my head to understand) McCarter identified that due process in the revocation had not been followed. And come to find out, members of the Beer Board were not given copies of the letter. Now the Triple C has filed a 2 Million Dollar suit against the County. The Judge in the case ordered the transcripts of the Beer Board meetings. Good Ol Cuz Jerry could not produce and stepped aside. He could not produce them because even though the law requires that a Court Reporter take transcripts of all Beer Board meetings, in the Nation of Sevier County, under the leadership of Lying Larry Waters once again we have no local rule which requires the records to be kept so Cuz Jerry got mad and quit when the court asked a question that had not been reviewed before it was asked. Who will the County now get to defend it, Seviercorruption.com bets it will be; Good ole Bob Watson again. Counselor Watson seems to have some sort of in when it comes to bilking the taxpayers of Sevier County for legal representation. Anybody figured out that connection yet? Wonder if its kickbacks? Bob don't care how much blood money he gets on his hands.
How much will this little mess good ole Hossie (I ate all my lobster, and drank all that Triple C Beer) Seals cost us? Nice going Hossie, your still the worst!
Droppings coming out from inunder the same feather stay together. Just like Hossie and Cuz.
Was Hossie to askereed to go to Nashville
Save a penny here and there, I will get my rib money
He could have taken the Lickner Van
Did anyone see an ad in the paper for a replacement for Hossie's beloved Home' sexual chef Lickner? Seems as though Sheriff Ron "I'll slap you cause I miss Paul" Seals irrational behavior as of late has been attributed to his loneliness without his little ham and biscuit maker Lickner. Although the little gay chef is still on Hossie's mind ( he still provides Lintner's last inmate boyfriend a phone to call Sugar Daddy at any time), it was time to move on. Without Bruce Almighty's guidance in finding another chef that could get the inmate trustees to "rise to attention", Sheriff Ron "I'll miss the Homie" Seals set out to find someone with the financial ability of Lintner to make sure the Sheriff's office and courthouse would never run out of "scratch" biscuits and ribs.
Along comes a man with just the experience required to balance the books, just like Hossie wanted. This man, through his experience at a local rest home for the wealthy, promised Sheriff Ron "Get me a rib donation" Seals that he could save another #30,000.00 per year on feeding the inmates. This really perked up the Hossie's ears as even Lickner had been using nearly a third of the $293,000.00 budgeted annually for feeding the prisoners. This could mean more golf carts, camping trailers, and more ribs for his August election campaigns!
Was this man's plan to skip the bread on the dry bologna sandwiches, or was he planning on just not feeding the inmates that were too sick from lack of medical care to notice? Whatever the plan, Hossie was so impressed with having another thirty grand in his account, he even gave the man's wife a job! Whew! A married kitchen manager.
The trustees can at last be safe from Hossie's Homie Sexual buddies. Bet the Don Parton clan is worried that another family might take their places and won't get to vacation with Linter on the county's funds. Wonder if Hossie can get Jackie Parton to give the couple another full-time job with the school system? It would only be fair. The only draw-back to the new invoice-fixer was that he didn't like the way Paul Lintner's former van drove ( or it had been on too many "trustee trips") that Hossie was forced to give the man a car to drive to pick up the Sheriff's Prozac, Altoids, fruity shampoo and Preparation H. Guess they'll have to haul the ribs and slaw to the next fund raiser in an undercover car. How 'bout it Boxhead, can they borrow your county-owned Explorer?
Who is TOMIS

It Don't Matter to Good Ole Ronnie
4-7-08
Today we tell you of yet another one of Sheriff (A.K.A. Lobster Boy in Nashville) Seals bright ideas. Seems as though he just keeps letting official business be conducted by people who not only have the motivation to do wrong in the performance of their function, but he is providing them with the means and access by which to do it.
Seviercorruption.com has just heard that Sheriff Hoss (Lobster Boy) has hired an assistant, Kim Rayfield, to help with Captain (Lickner got me sued too) Ken Hatcher's duties around the jail. One of these duties is to keep TOMIS (Tennessee Offender Management Information System) information on inmates updated. One main part of TOMIS is to maintain an accurate record of an inmate's time served in the jail and provide it to the Tennessee Corrections Department. What Seviercorruption.com would like to know is why LOBSTER BOY has given permission for Ms. Rayfied to allow trustee inmates to use the computer and enter other inmate's TOMIS times. Would this not be a good way for them to fudge on their buddies times in jail, or worse add time to someone they don't like? Lets just make sure the Ethics Committee Chair, John McClure does not get his pointy little fingers on that system, no one will ever get out the way he counts. Is letting trustees do TOMIS times legal Hossie? Probably not, otherwise anyone could log on to the site. But the State of Tennessee must have felt that the information on TOMIS is so sensitive that they only allow access on the State's intranet, not the World Wide Web. Why is that LOBSTER BOY? Just wondering!
Captain Hatcher does need some help though. Seviercorruption.com watched as an inmate, now doing time in Brushy Mountain, tried to have his time served credited to his TOMIS. Hatcher refused. The inmate brought a pro se motion to Circuit Court seeking to have the time credited. The day of the hearing, early March 08, the mans mother went to court. She found the attorney who represented her son at trial and that person denied that she represented the inmate and refused to speak to the lady. The Court, (guess who?... yep Rex Henry Zorrogle) did not provide transportation for the inmate from prison and allowed the motion to move forward with no one representing the petitioner. Not only did he allow the motion to proceed, he ruled against the inmate in spite of the fact that the Court was presented papers by the inmates Mother who stood during the hearing and had to demand that the court take the relevant papers. Those papers were the mans TOMIS report and the Court's order of judgement that Rex Zorrogle had signed the day of sentencing. After the Court accepted the papers, the attorney who denied that she represented the inmate stood from the audience and addressed the Court saying that this was the issue that she had spoken with the Court about earlier! What is going on at the Public Defenders office? Dosen't sound like a good thing to me Mikayla.
Wow.... can you believe the ignorance of the Court? We have seen the papers and the TOMIS and clearly the inmate was denied his time served by the Court. But wait it gets better. After the Court finally entered the Motions Judgment with the Circuit Court Clerk, the inmates mother found out that an extra year has somehow now appeared on her sons TOMIS. Not only was he denied his time served, but now because he questioned the actions of the Sevier County Sheriffs Department, he is being punished without due process and having to serve and extra year. Is John McClure really working at the Circuit Court? Sounds like his kind of counting!
Is this another crack in the system? NO it is the SYSTEM under the control of Hoss (I can eat a 15lb lobster while I am in Nashville and let the taxpayers pay for it) Seals.
Civil Rights Violations
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I saw what you did and do, I was there.
At Sevier County Jail
4-5-08
By James E Emmerick: Under the Eighth Amendment, convicted inmates at the Sevier County Jail are entitled to "humane conditions of confinement; prison officials must ensure that inmates receive adequate food, clothing, shelter and medical care and must 'take reasonable measures to guarantee the safety of the inmates.'" Farmer v. Brennan, 511 U.S. 825, 832-833 (1994) (quoting Hudson v. Palmer, 468 U.S. 517, 526 (1984)). The Eight Amendment also states that all jails including said jail (The Sevier County Jail) must ensure that inmates receive adequate medical care, including mental health care. See Farmer v. Brennan, 511 U.S. 825, 832 (1994); Phillips v. Michigan Department of Corrections, 731 F. Supp 792 (W.D. Mich. 1990, aff'd 932 F.2d 969, 1991 WL 76205 (6th Cir. (Mich.)). Deliberate indifference to inmates' (including pretrial detainees) serious medical needs violates the Eighth Amendment because it constitutes the unnecessary and wanton infliction of pain contrary to contemporary standards of decency. Estelle v. Gamble, 429 U.S. 97, 104 (1976); Rich v. City of Mayfield Heights, 955 F.2d 1092, 1096 (6th Cir. 1992).
Violations
A) Medical care
The Sevier County Sheriff Ron Seals operates the Sevier County Jail, which consists of nine physically separate facilities: which does not include a Medical Center. But yet Sheriff Seals feels and states that all the inmates both men and women of minimum, medium, and maximum security custody, plus an average of more than 100 state-convicted inmates have access to proper medical care. When Mr. Emmerick asked Sheriff Seals why he could not be housed in a safe, special needs facility as so recommended by Emmerickâs sentencing judge Rex Ogle, our Great Sheriff Seals asked Emmerick âQuoteâ âWho the fuck are you?â Mr. Emmerick told him that he is chronically ill and needs to be in a special needs facility. Sheriff Seals then told Mr. Emmerick; "Then you should not have come to my jail." Then left Mr. Emmerick while smiling with a shit eating grin.
Knowing the responsibilities of the sheriff and the county when it comes to the jail!
The laws and regulations governing jails are under constant change. A handbook created by the University of Tennessee's County Technical Advisory Service helps provide some guidance. It devotes more than 120 pages to jails, citing state law and court rulings to help officials understand the law Under state law, the handbook says, That the sheriff is the jailer and has custody of the jail.
B) safety of the inmates.
Deficient Security and Supervision and Protection from Harm
1. Inmate-on-Inmate Violence
Inmates at the Sevier County Jail face an unconstitutional threat of violence from attacks by other inmates, between February 2007 and July 2007 Mr. Emmerick witnessed over six fights and was very concerned of his safety during his incarceration at the Sevier County Jail which led to him having stress and mental anguish over the constant fear that he could be hurt by other inmates because of his disability âbeingâ that Mr. Emmerick is legally blind and that the other inmates knew of Mr. Emmerickâs other health problems such as his liver being inflamed which could have easily been targeted by violent inmates which Mr. Emmerick, was housed with because the Sevier County jail does not have a Special needs facility. And the jails classifications system is insufficient âbeing it allows inmates with violent crimes to be housed with inmates of less violent crimes or have disabilities such as Mr. Emmerickâs.
Clicks or group members control the daily life of the inmates in the pods; these Clicks or group members run organized brawls between other none violent inmates and post rules in the pods that are imposed on other inmates upon threat of physical violence for failing to participate in them, the guards responsible for supervising the pods to prevent the inmates from assaulting each other were unaware of the assaults and failed to stop them because they could not see the fights because of blinds areas hidden from their video surveillance, often these fights are completed before; if any guards become aware of any violent activities. Mr. Emmerick was housed in pod # M-4 which has no visibility by the guards tower which subjects inmates to be victim of such group activities by violent inmates.
The Sevier County Jail routinely requires officers to supervise more than one pod of inmates at a time -- not withstanding that officers have no line of sight supervision of the cells in these pods. Officers do not make required rounds in the pods to observe conditions inside the cells, and even when they make infrequent rounds, their view into the cells is obstructed by poor lighting and various obstructions hung by the inmates. Mr. Emmerick claims that he has spent more than three hours at a time without seeing a guard and then he only saw them at the door distributing mail or medication.
c) Sevier County Jail Fails to Classify Inmates Effectively.
Sevier County Jail further compromises safety by classifying inmates with a system that has substantial deficiencies. First, a significant flaw with the current classification system is that an inmate's classification is not reviewed on a periodic basis, to take into account possible changes in charges and institutional behavior that might warrant an increase or a reduction in the inmate's classification level. Reviews are particularly important because many inmates remain in the Sevier County Jail for many months or years.
Second, the jails classification system constantly allows inmates that are serving State prison sentences to be housed with county jail inmates and pre-trial inmates, which subjects County jail and pre-trial inmates to unnecessary danger caused by these more violent inmates. Finally, the classification system does not take into account gang affiliation or participation in gang-related activity -- even activity that occurs in the Jail. These deficiencies substantially increase the likelihood of an inmate's classification not reflecting his or her true potential for violence, and increases the risk of serious harm to inmates.
In addition, the Jail's intake area consistently fails to separate and supervise inmates with a potential for violence, leaving inmates prone to attack during the hours -- and sometimes days -- that it takes to complete the booking and classification process. The Jail was designed with three separate holding tanks. However, the intake area suffers from deficient staff supervision. In addition, these areas are grossly overcrowded, with as many as 12 to 20 inmates at peak times because Sheriff Ron Seals has deemed two of these intake holding cells to be medical units without Proper bedding bunks (mats on floor) and no tables, chairs or recreation areas.
D) Excessive Use of Force Is Prevalent.
The level of force used by staff against inmates at the Sevier County Jail is excessive, Jail management and the jailer (Sheriff Ron Seals) is aware of the problem. The Chief Jailer knows that the use of force "may be bordering on high and that his staff routinely use chemical agents before using hands-on control techniques (an express violation of Sevier County Jail policy), The use of pepper spray is particularly uncontrolled. The reasons include the lack of guidance in policies, the lack of effective oversight or investigation of all incidents involving this type of force, and the lack of supervision to prevent the staff's use of force exceeding the limitations of policy.
The Sevier County Jail's use of force policies and procedures are too vague to provide guidance to staff in identifying the limited appropriate circumstances for uses of force. The Constitution permits the use of force in correctional settings only to the extent that the force used by officials is reasonably necessary to respond to a threat to security or discipline reasonably perceived by officials. Hudson v. McMillian, 503 U.S. at 7 (discussing factors that courts evaluate in determining "whether the use of force could plausibly have been thought necessary in a particular situation"); Williams v. Browman, 981 F.2d 901, 905 The Sevier County Jail's policies, however, describe permissible uses of force more indiscriminately. For example, the Sevier County Jail "Use of Chemical Agents" policy permits the use of chemical agents when an inmate, shows no intention of complying with a verbal order, no matter what the order or how insignificant its impact on security. However, Mr. Emmerick has seen inmates being sprayed by officers in the course of verbal disagreements that where of a none violent nature. Mr. Emmerick indicates that inmates are sprayed with chemical agents on little provocation. And he has seen inmates pepper sprayed by jail staff after they were confined to a chair. However, the officer simply states that the inmate refused a verbal order and became raged which the officer, the officer then claims he performed within the bounds of Sevier County Jail policy, therefore no investigation is required. Less forceful alternatives to control inmate behavior, including a show of force through additional or supervising officers, hands-on control tactics, and discipline through the administrative process, are neither encouraged nor required by this policy.
A note from James Emmerick
Please look for my continuing report of the Civil Rights Violations at Sevier County jail on seviercorruption.com. My next topics will be about the jails inadequate Mental Health needs and Serious medical care needs, of which I have the unpleasent expierience of.
Until then I pray for peace in the jail and that we all have some God blessed days.
Ronnie Comes Uncorked after Call from Corker
How come nothing looks right anymore? See I don't have crazy eyes!
Citizens consider Seeking Orders of Protection
4-4-08
Whats big fat and not got a lick of sense? Hmmm.... Here's a hint. First he curses at citizens who ask for public information telling them to "Get the Hell Out". He sissy slaps a citizen who is critical of him for torturing and treating human beings as less than animals. He gets rid of guns and the paperwork looks to have been tampered with by Judges and Circuit Court Clerks who won't respond to further inquires into that matter. He threatens people who would testify and have testified about his conduct with harm and jail time.
Do you know who it is yet? O.K. one more hint. He likes Home'-sexual's. Now you know, it our door slamming mentally deranged Sheriff.
Today in yet another show of unintelligence, Sheriff (Its all political I didn't do anything wrong) Seals called a citizen while at work and made threats over the phone. Why would Lil (cry in my puddin) Ronnie do such a thing. Is the world crashing in on him. When your in politics Ronnie you got to expect that someone may not agree with you. Especially if you break the law and think your above it because you think you ARE the law. The Sheriff just may want to rethink some of his actions and reevaluate his thought process. He is not the law, he is to follow the law and enforce the law.
Now that he is starting to see that there are several places where people can turn for help, he has again lashed out. Clearly his actions are showing that he lacks the mental capacity to hold down the job of Sheriff. In fact, if his past actions had been reported to post prior to his certification, he probably would not qualify to seek the office. Seviercorruption.com has learned that today he made another threat against a citizen on the phone. Looks like someone took the time to send copies of receipts that his model employee Tyrone Paul Lintner signed for ribs and other things that clearly were not used at the jail to Federal Senator Corker. As we understand Corker's office has started looking into what Lil Ronnie allowed and him didn't wike it. He was so mad when he found out that he called the citizen, used profanity and threatened the safety of the man and his family.
Has Lil Ronnie finally snapped? No, unfortunately this is how this man has acted his entire law enforcement career. He has bullied his way to the top. Just ask any officer who will talk to you about it. An Hossie, plenty are talking behind your back. No way could you fire them all, you would be a Department that probably couldn't field enough officers to answer phones if those in your control stood on their convictions and did not need the job.
Please Hossie, don't back out on Nashville. After all, there is alot of people who are going that plan on letting you buy the liquor.
For the benifit of our readers we post the following from the man who was threatened. Will our officials do anything this time to stop Hoss before he hurts someone? The man is a loose cannon and not fit for public office.
----- Original Message -----
From:
To: lwaters@seviercountytn.org;chenry@seviercountytn.org;jill_grayson@corker.senate.gov;sen.raymond.finney@legislature.state.tn.us;rep.richard.montgomery@legislature.state.tn.us;rep.joe.mccord@legislature.state.tn.us
Sent: 4/4/2008 12:19:40 PM
Subject: Verbal threats to me and my family by Sheriff Seals
At 8:52 am on April 4, 2008, I received a call from 865-774-3600 on my cell phone (number 865-000-0000) . The person who called identified himself as Sheriff Ron Seals. He stated that he was unhappy that I had sent an email to Senator Bob Corker. I asked him to refresh my memory of the email and he said: "you know what email, you son of a b*tch." I told him that I had filled out an affidavit about his committing an assault on a Sevier County citizen. He said that he was going to take me to court for lying about him in the email. I told him that I have copies of receipts from the Sevier County Jail that appear to show questionable charges to the county. I told him that I had forwarded copies of receipts to Senator Corker and other officials including the Mayors office and Senator Raymond Finney.
The caller told me that I'd "better watch it" and that he was "gonna get" me and my family."
I redialed the number 865-774-3600 and received a recording stating that that line did not accept incoming calls. I then called my commissioners, Ben Clabo and Phil King. I spoke with Mr. Clabo and left a message for Commissioner King. I then called the assistant County Mayor and the County Mayor and left messages describing the threat of assault and bodily harm made by Sheriff Seals. I spoke with Senator Corkers office and was told that they would contact Mayor Waters and request that he contact me directly to discuss this threat.
I am concerned for the safety of myself and my family. I am concerned that as a citizen, when I show what appears to be evidence of improper spending by my county Sheriff and his staff, I face verbal threats of harm by the County Sheriff.
I have requested that my commissioners review receipts for purchases made by the Sevier County Jail. I have over 50 receipts that show questionable spending. A complete review will show that there are many more receipts and purchase orders that may be questionable.
I request that my elected officials contact the County Sheriff and request that he stop threatening me and my family. I also request protection for my safety and the safety of my family and my home.
My wife and I are very concerned that retaliatory action will be taken against us.
Sincerely,
Lying Larry was to be looking into this at the request of Corker's office. We bet he lied to them too and never will do a thing.
We Sought the Law and the Law Run

Look at all of those people jump on Hossies wagon. More bones for the pickin' ?
The Buzzard has left the Nest; Who's Next?
4-3-08
As sure as Seviercorruption.com is that our local law enforcement officials will not do anything about the assualt of Brad Lowe at the hands of the Sevier County Sheriff on March 17th, 2008, we further say that they same Local Law enforctment officials will not request a States Attorney General opinion about the responsibilities, duties, obligations and authority that they swore to uphold and preform when they took their oath of office. It sure looks like we need an unbiased opinion about the responsibilities of a Constable and their oath. You may ask why an Attorney General Opinion be necessary? Good question, but to prevent themselves from having to investigate, our Constables are trying to say that they must personally see a crime according to their oath of office. So we need to ask a Legal question of the proper Attorney and Constables are Constitutional officers. How bout it Boys, lets ask the AG and see what he says?
Today you won't see much fluff. Today we return to posting documents that are in the hands or on their way to the hands of public officials. What will they do in responce? If they do nothing, who is really playing politics. Sheriff Seals always cires that his critics are only doing so because of politics. He is right. Some people feel that we need leaders who do not band together to protect wrong doing on the part of various counterparts in other public positions or offices. That being said, it is a much worse use of ones political position to avoid doing ones job to protect another while at the same time insuring that your personal finical well being is protected.
Below are links to documents that were sent to two 1st District Constables by Max Watson 1st District County Commissioner that speak for themselves. Unfortuantly, what you can's see in the documents are the clear conflicts of interest that exist for the Constable's being asked to preform their duty.
Under penalty of purjury the citizens who made the statements below stand. Who will join in with them for justice?
Watson's request Witness #1 Witness #2 Witness #3 Witness #4 Witness #5 Witness #6
Constable Ronnie Sutton's wife works for the Sevier County Sheriff's Department. Constable Jimmy Maples is a Captain on the Gatlinburg Police Department. Clearly the Sutton issue speaks loud and clear as to why Constable Sutton first agreed to write a report, then changed his mind when he found that it could cost his wife's job. Remember the no accrediation thing? If the Sheriff's Department was accredited, Hoss could not fire Suttons wife so eaisly. And Seals cries "Its politics, I haven't done anything." Horse Hockie Hossie. Now the Maples thing is not quiet as easy to see. Wrong, he's like Captain Don Parton who works for the Sevier County Sheriff and also holds down a full time job as a custodian for the Sevier County School System. Ole Maples just wants the benifits of the Constables position and the pay. He does not wish to have or do the job of Constable for any other reason. Neither of these men are upholding their very important position and office. The Sheriff and the Constables are the ones playing politics, not the people who are standing up asking for justice. Unfortuantly, the Constables are being obsticales to justice, not upholders of the peice as they swore they would be.
Our Constables could put the issues that will not seem to go away to rest by preforming their duty. Unfortuantly again we see conflicts of interest and personal benifit in the way.
As the question of what constitutes a conflict of interest varies depending on who is being asked, we are sure that most honest folks will see the conflicts we have discussed. Unfortuantely, it is clear that the person who is being prevented to do thier job becasue of the conflict of interest, will never admit such conflicts exists. So we ask you to decide based on the documents contained in the links above.
These documents speak much louder than someone like Commissioner Warren Hurst who has reportedly said that he witnessed Brad Lowe get in Sheriff Seals face. Oh really Warren? Then please tell us how Brad did that without the most cowardess Sheriff Sevier County has ever seen come across the room with his thug Deputies in tow? Seviercorruption.som is just dying to hear that tale. By the way, we also hear that there are those who boast of seeing Mr. Lowe attack the Sheriff insted of what really happened. It is true that the intent of Sheriff Seals was to cause Mr. Lowe to fight back so Lowe could be charged. Unfortuantly the tape of the meeting shows the truth. It along with the sworn witness statements should be taken very seriously. And just maybe they will be when all efforts on the local level are exausted.
Who remembers Karen Carpenter?
What about that young man who got killed on the Motor Nature Trail a few years ago, what did he know? Never mind, just another mad notion.
Now Warren, what else is there to come about you or other County Commissioners? If you really saw it the way we hear you say you did, why not put it in writing and get it notorized? One word that would prevent you from doing that comes to mind. PURJURY! Don't choke on a toothpick.
Is the Courthouse within the Jurisdiction of the Sevierville Police Department
Thar She Blows
Is Donnie really going to the Lake
4-2-08
Yesterday Brad Lowe made an appearance at the Sevierville Police Department. After Mr. Lowe had obtained several notarized witness statements from individuals who saw Sheriff Ron (I will always love my Home'-sexual Kitchen Help) Seals assualt him, Mr. Lowe took those statements to Sevierville Police Chief Donnie Myers. When Mr. Lowe told Chief Miers that he was asking for a incident report as to what had happened at the Courthouse, Chief Meyers said that the Courthouse was not within the jurisdiction of the Sevierville Police Department... Come on Donnie you have to launch the boat to really go to the lake too. Are you so used to making stuff up that you believe yourself? Better question, does the Misses?
After the statement by the Chief that the Courthouse was not within his jurisdiction, he was asked if he would put that opinion in writing to which he replied; "If you send me a letter in writing asking for me to reply, I will research and let you have my opinion in writing." To which the questioner responded; "So if you are now taking the position that you are not sure if the Courthouse is within your jurisdiction will you please take the statements, stamp them received and make us copies." The Chief took the witness statements and provided Mr. Lowe with stamped copies that were received.
Pretty sad when a local police Chief does not want to do his job unless he is forced to do so. Maybe with the pretty spring weather just around the corner, Donnie needs to park the boat. Who knows what pretty pictures of the lake level are out there? Or if we give you a copy of the video, will you edit it to show Mr. Lowe standing all alone dockside, like a lonely sailor who's ship can't seem to reach shore because his sail just can't catch a breeze at home.
Little Ronnie Wanted to Be Sheriff
Maybe Jonie will let me Drive a Dumptruck for Warren if I don't win the Sheriffs Race
Or Ode to the Fat Boy
4-1-08
Once upon a time in a sleepy little country town, there was a big boy covered in barbque sauce who dreamed of being a sheriff. In fact the only thing the round lil boy could think of on a full belly was finding a way to feed his never ending hunger at the someone elses expence.
His love for food caused him to do whatever it took to curb his hunger. He watched as the law enforcment who patroled his neighborhood grew and grew, just knowing that their diet of doughnuts was for him. As he entered puberity not only did his love for confections of every kind grow but this large young man displayed the traits needed to become a notoriously corrupt lawman. He began his quest barely out of his teens at the foothills of a popular mountain destination and soon found himself at the county seat working for a short, gentle natured sheriff. Little Ronnie knew someday if he played his cards right, he would get in the position to be top corrupt dog. He would have to kiss many places and tell many lies, but he dreamed of that day when his pucker with that pretty mouth would lead to a sweet retirement with his own gay cook and camper on the lake.
At first he did many demeaning jobs like driving old cruisers with broken down driver seats and looking much like a Spanky and our Gang character while directing traffic at the old Big Fred bridge during busy times. After being promoted to more meaningful tasks, the Lil Round Deputy got an assignment that required him to spend a little time in a Motel Room with one of the Candidates who is on the August Ballot running against him for Sheriff. Now, as the tail goes, one night, while behind the closed doors of the no tell Motel the wanna be Sheriff decided to play a prank by hiding in the closet. As Harry went out to pick up supper to dine in, yea you know its ribs, Lil Round Ronnie hid in the closet. Unknowing to himself at the time, he had yet to discover his more feminine side. But being in the dark closet seemed to make something happen. He realized that the had feelings that he should not be having. So saying Lil Ronnie came out of the closet that night is an understatement.
When Deputy Harry returned with the ribs, there were so much food that the men could not eat them all. After dinner, the couple turned in early. During the night, Lil Ronnie (yea, right, really sleep walking) made his way over to where Harry slept. When Harry awoke he asked Lil Ronnie what the "Hell" he was doing feeling around under the covers of Harry's bed? Lil Ronnie explained that he was only only looking for the left over ribs. But in his hand was far more than a Rib. Lil Ronnie's sub-conscious mind had caused him to go after what his heart had been longing for all the lonely years, and it was not detached. Now, Deputy Harry was so upset that Lil Ronnie pulled his .45 on Deputy Harry to get him to calm down. But did the awakening of Lil Ronnie cause embedded feelings to arouse in Deputy Zoder too? The stress was great, but the realization that with the right plan, the growing county could eventually become Lil Ronnie's personal mountain oyster. All he had to do was make sure he played the game, supported the right people, kept the right people out of jail and kept the late-night planes flying in and out of the town's little airport.
Although the good sheriff, at that time did not trust Little Ronnie and kept a close eye on him, he finally made him chief deputy. Now Little Chief Ronnie was on his way to putting his plan into action. Just a few short years later, Little Chief Ronnie helped a group replace the good-natured sheriff, who had become the target of much negative attention, with a relatively un-known with a prominent last name. The new sheriff had a good time, kept the same good old boys on the payroll and was less interested in what Chief Little Ronnie did than the previous lawman.
As the calls of pigs missing around the County grew during times he was on patrols, Lil Ronnie was not so dumb as not to know he had to find a new way to get his pork. It would require breaking a few, not so important to him, laws. His first Pork purchases slipped through without detection.
As things were becoming tough out the Newport Highway for Chief Little Ronnie and his brood, his appetite continued to grow. But when he could not get his fill, constant knock-down, drag out fights with the missus and the kids became commonplace over who got to lick the plate and get the rib bones. On one limited rib night on the plate occasion, a neighbor called the sheriff's office telling of a terrible family fight at the neighbor's. The address was recognized at the by other officers who overheard the call. A captain of the department was dispatched and was shocked to find that Chief Little Ronnie had delivered a terrible case of whoopass to the wife and two kids and was about to taste the lead of his own service revolver. His fake crying had begun and the event was not reported to the higher ups thinking that his tears were real.
The soon-to-be back-stabbed demoted captain did his job by stopping Chief Little Ronnie's early demise and promised to never speak of the incident again. Seems as though Chief Little Ronnie's soon-to-be ex-wife, son, and daughter did not stay so quiet. Chief Little Ronnie was somehow able to avoid a psychological exam for this instance and the plan continued. Sadly, the result of being part of Chief Little Ronnie's life has led to many trips to the local jail by the ex-wife, daughter and son.
Enter the next sheriff. He was one bad dude with state-wide connections and, according to many, had the ability to walk on water. New Sheriff Almighty was more interested in politics and hiring his old retired buddies than he was keeping his eye on the goings-on within the department, so Chief Ronnie saw an opportunity to play with system. Although Chief :Little Ronnie was to be over the jail operations, he moved his office into a new building where he could keep an eye on his targeted job.
Soon it was discovered Sheriff Almighty was sick, and the prognosis was not good. He allowed Chief Little Ronnie to hire his very own gay chef and playmate for the jail to help up with anything that came along. He allowed Chief Little Ronnie to keep all his relatives working at the department to help with things such as getting rid of newly purchased excess lawnmowers, guns, money, etc. The pork of his dreams was soon rolling into the Jail Kitchen. He sometimes had to fire (without the Almighty's knowledge) the ones who weren't team players or might talk to outsiders. And those who dared to take as much as a nibble of his ribs became the latest boy toy for the "Kitchen Help."
Toward the end of Sheriff Almighty's third term, it was obvious to Chief Little Ronnie that his health was failing and that the ideal of a new boss would be devastating. Although Sheriff Almighty's family said he would not run again, but would support an old family friend, Chief Little Ronnie was again ready to eat the Glock. He quickly gathered all the employees who would be out of their gravy train jobs with a new boss and convinced them to help talk the Almighty One into just ONE MORE TERM. Although the Sheriff was leaving his service pistol on top of the car and driving off, leaving weapons lying on the streets and getting lost on the way home and having to call 911 for help, the plan again worked and Chief Little Ronnie's boss mysteriously grabbed nearly the same 7500 votes in the general election as he did the primary while on his death bed. AMAZING!
The interesting part of the following swearing-in ceremony was that Sheriff Almighty was nowhere to be seen. Judge Zorrogle was quoted in the local paper as saying the Sheriff had been sworn in earlier. What Zorrogle or the Mountain Press forgot to tell the public was that the Sheriff was sworn in while in intensive care. Chief Little Ronnie's plan was moving along quicker than he thought. The elder Sheriff was able to visit his office for a day or so before returning to the hospital. Since this was just about four months into Sheriff Almighty's term, Chief Little Ronnie didn't want his plan to be too obvious, so he told the press the elder was dehydrated. He was, all eighty-five pounds of him.
The long-time Sheriff was to only return to his county one more time. But it was only for his funeral and burial. At the event, Chief Little Ronnie turned the tears on like his Chef Lickner peeling vidalias. Lil Ronnie found it so easy to turn the tears on and off like a water tap, he even cried when his county commissioners voted him in as interim sheriff just as Captain (Slapawife) McMahan said would happen.
We who know Sheriff Little Ronnie have been watching his unusual career as interim with sheer amazement. He has had to RAILROAD his kids out the back door of the jail for anything from assaulting an officer, DUI's converted to PD's to who knows what else. Same with the ex-wife. Some of his officers have been charged with theft (some lied out of it), some forced to quit to keep Sheriff Little Ronnie out of the federal pen and some fired for being good officers. We have watched him dodge the media, hide his Lil Lickner buddy, and have a Mayor supply him with an ethics committee that thinks he can do no wrong. He can sell guns anytime he wants, feed county food to his supporters, falsify any document he can get his hands on and run anyone out of "his" office who asks for something he doesn't want the public to know he changed. We have watched Sheriff Little Ronnie buy his boys campers and call them mobile command posts. We have watched him bring the heat to all politicians, judges, and states attorneys that support his illegal activities. We have also watched him physically attack anyone who questions his illegal activities. We have watched him on YouTube as he shows the world what a demented middle-aged man can become when he is given a job he can not handle.
We are watching him cover for all his employee relatives and buddies and use his office for personal gain. We are watching him try to see that he gets the same 7500 votes his predecessor left on the machines for him. But what we really hope about Sheriff Little Ronnie is that if you know anyone like this, you will help escort him and his band of Home'sexual lovin boys out of your county come this August. That's All Folks.......for now! Happy April 1st!