Spreading the word is not what Parton was spreading

According to our little Elf, it looks like Hossie's favorite Homie since Lintner, Captain Preacher Don "Three Jobs" Parton is in hot water with his fat Loverboy. With his daughter Amanda losing her job at the department and the soon-to-be gone wife Tammie, it seems ole Don is about to say good-bye too. Our Elf used to watch as Don got paid visits by a certain woman for hours after that woman paid a visit to her inmate daughter.......but who was watching on the video monitor?  Although Preacher Don knows all about how Hossie and Lintner embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars in county funds, it looks like his interest in a young female prisoner is about to end his career. But will he go quietly?

According to our Elf, Preacher Don is making sure a certain "young thang" has all the comforts of home while being incarcerated. When her contraband is taken from her and thrown away, it makes it's way back to her cell by the next day! How does that happen Preacher?? We know, your just trying to lead her to the Lord, right?

And most prisoners get a new set of linens every week or so, but this young lady seems to have a stack of them in her cell. What's going on in that room to soil all those linens Hossie??? And by the way, didn't the State Comptroller's office turn the fact that Preacher Don had his mother clocking him in on county time at the school board over to DA Jimmy Dumb Done for prosecution? Getting paid for work at the school system at the same time Preacher Don had Paul Lintner rubbing suntan lotion all over him at Myrtle Beach!

Are we sure we want to give School Man Jackie Parton more money to hire kinfolk?

Rex makes a pass

Judge Rex (Zorrogle) Henry Ogle has been a very bad boy.  Our elf was on location at the Sevier County Sheriffs Department Christmas party. At the party the pie eyed on something that was not just liquor Judge was all over a woman who wasn't his wife.  By the way Zorro, where was Norma?  Was this public event not needed to continue the fabraction that you too are still a couple?  What do you tell the other women about the wife now?

Good thing Sheriff Stupid ask yo  to come to take care of any needy women.  We know he can take care of all the men who attended.