The Rib of Adam, er, Hoss!

Our Sheriff as much the Bride as he is a Sheriff.  

Just the look on those boy's face, poor low Homo Hossie looks like what he got stuck up his ass is wigglin a bit.  Zorrogle has no look of suprise.  Lickner looks happy to be the one on the inserting end of the hampster.  More photos of the Wedding and reception below.   

October 13, 2009 was a long-awaited day for many folks in Sevier county. It was the day that the Sheriff's main squeeze Paul Lintner was to enter a plea in court regarding the six charges of having sexual contact with an inmate. As was no surprise, DA Jimminy Dunn and his associate DA Steve Hawkins were all over themselves with deals to protect Hossie's Homo. Although DA Hawkins claimed there was nothing "political" about the deal, we wonder why Lintner was released on a $2500.00 own-recogintion bond when a local doctor was under a $200,000.00 bond for similar charges, but was NOT A CONVICTED FELON LIKE LINTNER !.

Never the less, as the day went on, we understood more why there could not have been a trial. Those who work at the jail know that Lintner was having sex with inmates as well as the Sheriff for years, and many were afraid that Seals would have to take the witness stand. As it came to pass, turns out that after the passing of Lintner's first Sheriff-boy-toy Bruce Almighty Montgomery, he then was secretly married in an out-of-state ceremony to our fine Fat Boy Hossie! As many of you may know, a spouse cannot be forced to testify against her significant other, so Hoss and Paullie were safe.

The night of October 13, 2009 was the kick-off of Sheriff Stupid's 2010 campaign, supported by the FOP's finest felons of law enforcement. During the festivities, Sheriff Homo made the annoucement that there was indeed matrimony in his and Paul's past, but that they would like to renew their vows for all to see. In attendance was Commissioner and Dog Marrying

Man Phido Phil King, who performed the ceremony for the blushing brides.
Thanks to an un-named employee of the Sheriff's department, we were able to have the photos below from the blessed event. Below you will see the Lintner family with various Bridesmaids in the wedding. Included are DA's Jimmie Dunn and Stevie Hawkins who are claiming they are seeking jail time for Paullie. These two DA's were mentored by the former Horney DA Little Lyin Al Schmutzer who claimed HE brought the FBI in on the cockfighters of

Cocke county, so it runs true to the office. You WILL see Lintner get probation at the suggestion of DA Dunn. Look closer and you will see our infamous, bipolar Judge Rex "Little Crooked Henry" Ogle as a maid. For those who have forgotten, Rexxie sentenced Paullie to six years and to pay restituion to a local man, of which Paullie did neither. Rexxie had forgotten Paullie, except when it came time to sign furloughs for Lintner and his former lover Sheriff Brucie.

After the ceremony, the couple will have a brief honeymoon in one of the FEMA trailers Seals stole, and then they will make their home just outside the fences of the Mountain View Youth Detention Center in Dandridge. This gets them closer to younger men for entertainment, and as an added plus, Dandridge Police Department Officer Kyle Loveday can serve them breakfast in bed while wearing his thong that Hossie liked so much.
Congratulations, girls!

Matty slips it to Lickner in the ear.  Just can't get enough!!!

Hossie been rubbin butts for a long time.

Now who wouldn't vote for a clown like this!!!